Alright. I’m almost 56. I’m VERY happily married. I’ve lived about 3 lifetimes in 6 states with 2 men and 4 children. I collect kids like other people collect salt and pepper shakers. I’m simultaneously bitchy, opinionated, soft-hearted, and stooopid. I think our country is going to hell in a handbasket. I think the corporate mind in America is retarded. I think that common sense is a thing of the past, like writing letters and dial telephones. I believe that people’s rights are being whittled away by the government little by little and that we as a nation are letting it happen. I believe that the founding fathers of this nation would puke if they saw what is happening now. I believe that Kulkulkan and Quetzalcoatl are connected in some way to Kenniwick man or at least to the people Kenniwick man was connected to. I believe that people with Down’s syndrome are an evolutionary attempt at a gentler human being. I believe that there have been advanced civilizations on this earth more than once and that ice ages and other natural occurrences have scoured them from the face of the earth. I believe that global warming will lead to the next ice age, and I believe that we will see it begin in our lifetime. And just so you know that I know, I also believe that for the most part, I’m remarkably full of shit.