Well, it went according to plan! Hell must have frozen over solid. Which means now I have to do all those dumb ass things I said I’d do when hell froze over! (insert OH SHIT face here)
We woke up when it was quarter to light, made a pot of coffee, positioned the sleeping children in photogenic areas of the living room, poured the coffee, put on our happy faces and woke them up. At this point they turned into the Tasmanian Devil in stereo. The entire living room was aswirl in wrapping paper, squeals of delight, boxes, OH MY GODs, ignored socks and underwear, tiny pieces of now unplayable games, the sounds of every kind of noise making device known to man, and the grown ups laughing our asses off.
It’s really a good thing that The Buddha keeps these memories like photographs because the camera apparently decided to take Christmas off and went to Bocca for the Holidays. I couldn’t find it anywhere. So memories and eighteen bags of trash are all we have to remember it by.
The Buddha promptly re-wrapped every single one of his gifts just so that he could re-open them. Seems that he really likes Christmas a lot. Princess Bella copies every move he makes so she did the same thing, not as neatly or as consistently but she tried.
I got a painting the I’ve been jonesing for, for about 3 or 4 months now. After it was wrapped and put under the tree The Buddha kept trying to get me to guess what it was. I kept guessing it was an Ipod. It’s about 15 x 20 inches. I tried to wear it on my arm, I tried to plug ear buds into it, I looked for music on I tunes for it. It cracked him and Bella up over and over. Lucky for me their entertainment threshold is as low as mine.
So now my painting is forever named Ipod. Do you ever name your inanimate objects? Like, my vacuum is named Eric because it sucks so well and I knew a guy named Eric who sucked just as
bad good. It’s good for a vacuum but bad for a person to suck like that. “Of all my relations I like sex the best and Eric the least.” I love that quote. It’s not mine, it’s from a book, but every time I think of Eric (the person not the vacuum) I think of that quote.
Intyways, as Princess Bella and The Buddha say, I hope your holidays have been wonderful so far.
We’re cooking for New Years. It will be an all day affair starting tomorrow and ending on the first. Down here in the Carolinas you have to have black eyed peas and collard greens for New Year’s Day. The collard greens are for dollars and the peas are for cents. It’s good luck. We’re having some country ham, squash, potato salad and cornbread too. Yall Come With Us Now.
That’s a North Carolina saying. You say that when you’re leaving someones house. Now, if you were going to be here with us on New Year’s Day, we would be trying to send you home some of the left over food. Cuz you do that in the South too. It’s just good manners to send some home. My freezer is full of that stuff. Hey! Lightbulb moment! We’ll have some of that good stuff for New Year’s Day too! Yall best come on over here and help us eat it, now!